DaPillCaper

I was just thinking about all fantasy sports in general and which was the best one, and hey was that easy! Its clearly not basketball or hockey (Cause who likes working with averages?) and that just leaves Football and Baseball. I pick baseball. I've only played it 1 year (last year) and I came in 4th place after starting 1-4. So here are my reasons why I think fantasy baseball is the best fantasy sport!

Reason 1: It requires much more skill. Here's the thing, any idiot can win fantasy football. My team last year went 12-1 and then lost in our conference championship round and my 12 year old neighbor won it all. Why? Was it cause he was good? No, it was because he got lucky as hell and got Tom Brady. Fantasy baseball on the other hand has much more room for the obsessed scary talented people like me! If you get a bad draft, maybe you get off to a bad start, but there are plenty of weeks to recover and trade and pick up rookies and key free agents. It just seems much better to me

Reason 2: It's much more time consuming. I don't know about you, but I love to get hooked on fantasy sports. When it takes me more than 5 minutes to fix my lineup I actually get happy. And when I realize I made the wrong choice, sure it gets me upset, but it makes it all the more interesting in the long run

Reason 3: It gives you a reason to not care about steroids in baseball. Wait, maybe thats not entirely true. You care, you just don't frown upon it. Who doesn't want someone on steroids on their fantasy team!? I know I sure do! Hey, I don't care if you die before you're 40 just win me a fantasy championship!

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Don't get me wrong. I love my team as much as any fan could, but never have I loved something that has broken my heart so many times. Here are my 3reaZons why my team gives me ulcers....this years team anyways

Reason 1:They can not hold a lead to save their lives. Most teams when they get a 12 point lead, they keep it...or at least win! Not my team, I'm pretty sure they do this on purpose, just to have their fans watching til the end....What I wouldn't do to be a fan of a real powerhouse and win by 20 +......

Reason 2:The absolutely awful shot selection and horrendous turnovers. All I can say is the same person can be blamed for every win as well as every loss. Greivis Vasquez! It all depends on his shot selection...When he takes those god awful shots that make you want to shoot him, often we lose. When he actually hits those ridiculous shots, which in all physics books should not work, we win. And I don't know where to check this but I'm willing to bet we're in the bottom 10 in turnovers if not the worst.....

Reason 3: We play up to Duke and UNC and then down to everyone else. Seasons aren't made just on beating UNC if you lose to American University! Come on! American University! I didn't even know they had a basketball team! Hell, we didn't even beat Duke once this year! Sometimes I just want to punch all our players right in the head! They're better than that!

This concludes 3reaZons for now.
Your hatemail can be directed to Dapillcaper@gmail.com

Until next time, thank you and have a nice day